An sms conversation I had with a friend fiend, whose identity I shall protect for obvious reasons. I must concede though, if you are well-informed of my current agenda, you will have no trouble guessing the identity of this friend fiend.
Fiend: Dude, I think I caught your bug. Got headache and watery diarrhoea since last night.
Me: Can be food poisoning, checked with my family, apparently I'm not alone there. Bloated stomach and lost of appetite? Hehe, lasted 4 days for me.
Fiend: I'm guessing it's the same kua.. Shit! I got field work tomorrow and lecture on tues! Kns. Hope d watery shit will stop soon...
Me: Mine wasn't pain, just that shitting lost its appeal for a few days. Felt like pissin through the wrong hole, not ridiculously frequent too. Get well soon =D
Fiend: Right. Shittin frequency has gone down and got no pain except for d headache which I think is related to my sinus. For so I shall bugger u 2ml. Thx.
Me: It's food poisoning, come on, we're all victims of our mischoice of food, let's be merry and show love to each other instead.
Fiend: Yup. Show love 2 u by rippin ur arse wit a penis sword!!
Me: Right. Don't blame me if my arse decides to unleash watery brown diarrhoea on your sorry sword then.
Fiend: Tell it 2 d gorilla.
Me: I did.
Fiend: Dude, I think I caught your bug. Got headache and watery diarrhoea since last night.
Me: Can be food poisoning, checked with my family, apparently I'm not alone there. Bloated stomach and lost of appetite? Hehe, lasted 4 days for me.
Fiend: I'm guessing it's the same kua.. Shit! I got field work tomorrow and lecture on tues! Kns. Hope d watery shit will stop soon...
Me: Mine wasn't pain, just that shitting lost its appeal for a few days. Felt like pissin through the wrong hole, not ridiculously frequent too. Get well soon =D
Fiend: Right. Shittin frequency has gone down and got no pain except for d headache which I think is related to my sinus. For so I shall bugger u 2ml. Thx.
Me: It's food poisoning, come on, we're all victims of our mischoice of food, let's be merry and show love to each other instead.
Fiend: Yup. Show love 2 u by rippin ur arse wit a penis sword!!
Me: Right. Don't blame me if my arse decides to unleash watery brown diarrhoea on your sorry sword then.
Fiend: Tell it 2 d gorilla.
Me: I did.
You unclean fiend.
*Spelling and punctuations have been edited to allow easier reading.
Alright, back to work for me. Identifying invertebrates.
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