Think ya know the map?

Do try this game/test. It's friggin addictive and smacks reality right in your sorry face if you're anything like me T_T (I was stuck at stage 1 cuz I wasted time reading comments plus I was stupid) Trust me on it =D I died at level 8 (9 at Australasia), Shen at 11 (omg you monster) and..... PETER aka Megaman at 12 with ease!!!!!

My dad reached level 8 in three rounds, I took... I have no idea how many rounds. ah well, have fun =D

Janie's Got a Gun

Man, I've known this song for so long thinking it's a funny song all the time till a revelation lately from the Aerosmith site. A Google's moment later and trusty ol' Wikipedia popped up confirming the stuff I read. This song, probably not known to many, speaks of a child being sexually abused by her own dad. She retaliated in the end.

Click For *Lyrics*

Steven Tyler sure knows how to write a song and sing it out with the right tone and emotion, I was getting goosebumps (in a positive manner) all over listening and reading the lyrics.

*salutes all time favourite band*

When ya surrounded by donuts..

.. and none are yours.

hahah, it's happening again, Jo Kien's stuck in yum char sessions with other losers with a whole bunch of brotherly girls. Another way to put it is a bunch of girls are having yum char sessions with a sisterly guy. This hasn't been happening since Jo Kien 2004-2005, I guess it's ok to have it once in a while. Another losers' night out, when everyone's got nowhere to go and it's a liberating Friday night, you grab what ya can man.

when ya end up with a buncha chatty girls, gossiping becomes second nature to you and you start to feel like ya chest's swelling up on either side to form perfect B cups

It's time to work out a lil to lose some flab, world.
also to catch up on lab work, lectures, reports and much else

arghhhhh..... According to Poing (2008) I need a girlfriend

Rekindling Flames

Remember this? Man, I'm linking that post back way too many times. Now try relating that to the following picture.

"Hi, it's me again"

When diarrhoea strikes and ya arsehole goes up in flames, it's actually the Middle Finger of the Apocalypse, a mythical creature of mass destruction prodding your anus with its fingertip. It's got a high affinity for chilli and all that's spicy. I suppose when it senses high concentrations of such spicy stuff, it'd prod it's fingertip in ya anus to tap into the spiciness and as a side-effect, sets your sorry arse on fire.

Why am I so 'bo liao' (lame?) to write up a story of such mediocre calibre? I'm losing an epic battle against a plant biotech report who teamed up with the mythical creature above (the freakin Middle Finger of the Apocalypse), the freaking finger is pretty much forcing itself in every few minutes and I'm getting so sick of it I may just leave my pants off for the night so I won't have to keep taking it off. OK, kidding, my com's out in the hall, I can't expose Junior to everyone. This, still, sucks.

All-time Favourite Wedding Songs

1. Let's just Kiss and Say Goodbye (Manhattans)
   
2. It Ends Tonight (All American Rejects)
3. Lips of an Angel (Hinder)
4. Torn (Natalie Imbruglia)
5. She hates me (Puddle of Mud)
6. Run (Snow Patrol)
7. Ordinary day (Vanessa Carlton)
8. Over You (Daughtry)
9. Fly away from here (Aerosmith)
10. Leaving on a Jetplane (forgot who)
11. Bleeding Love (Leona Lewis)
12. Homeless (Leona Lewis)
13. The best you never had (Leona Lewis)
14. Here without you (3 doors down)
15. Crying (Aerosmith)

Anyone looking for a wedding planner?
My unconvincing attempts to avoid working on my report.