Verbal Abuse? What Say You?

Hi, I'm bored and thought it'd be fun to spice things up. Not that this is really fun. Anyway, this dude in my lab has been using unpleasant lingo when he talks to me all the time. He constantly says things about raping me, a fellow dude. Let us rearrange his initials to TLY ("Toh Lan Yeah" which literally translates to "A lot of dick stuff" in Cantonese) to give him the slightest of anonymity.

The following is a random 'hello' by TLY moments ago on MSN Messenger.

TLY says:
butt-dude
TLY says:
rape u
TLY says:
gorilla rape u
Me says:
I'll take this lil conversation out for some feedback

*EDIT*
Today's snippet sounds something like...
TLY says:
dude
i found a whip to be used on you
some rope to tie u up as well

Me says:
another conversation for the poll?

TLY says:
up to u man
they can say im gay bt im clearly not
my job is just to make life hell for u

Me says:
hmmmm, alright then
but you're lucky, no one's said you're gay and my clown friends are messing with the poll callin you perfectly normal =p

TLY says:
*monkey clapping hands emoticon*
u lose man
bugger bugger bugger
whip n bugger u

Me says:
lala

TLY says:
i really so need to find a girl

Me says:
hahahaha
just a reminder: Girls have no penises k?
in case you've forgotten

TLY says:
i juz need holes
bugger u for wat ler?
oni interested in ur hole

Me says:
you are disgusting