Toilet Poems

This e-mail is probably old news to most of you, but I can't help it, I was a sniggering idiot when I saw it. I can't believe this, but I got this from my MOM! I'll just pick out the few good ones =D

POEMS FOUND IN TOILETS

THE 'FUTURE' IS IN YOUR HAND ,

HOLD IT GENTLY'

A budding poet trying his best...

Here I lie in stinky vapor,

Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,

Shall I lie, or shall I linger,

Or shall I be forced to use my finger?

Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this...

Here I sit, broken hearted

Tried to shit, but only farted

Someone who had a different experience wrote,

You're lucky you had your chance

I tried to fart,

And shit my pants!

Perhaps it's true that people find inspiration in toilets.

I came here to shit and stink,

But all I do is sit and think.

There are also people who come in for a different purpose...

Some come here to sit and think,

Some come here to shit and stink,

But I comehere to scratch my balls,

and read the bullshit on the walls....

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You aim too! Please!