Hey dude,
don't eat the cat,
I'll give you 5 dongs, and make you fatter,
Remember, to shove it into your arse,
then you can fart, and make him tatter
Hey dude, get yourself laid.
You were made to, be the defender.
Don't geddit, he barged himself real deep in,
Oh what a sin, you gay-ed it together.
don't eat the cat,
I'll give you 5 dongs, and make you fatter,
Remember, to shove it into your arse,
then you can fart, and make him tatter
Hey dude, get yourself laid.
You were made to, be the defender.
Don't geddit, he barged himself real deep in,
Oh what a sin, you gay-ed it together.
Just a sudden urge to change the lyrics to 'Hey Jude' by Beatles (may you all rest in peace in your graves and not roll around like distressed bugs, for those who have passed, that is). Major misfortune today, my thumbdrive decided to screw around with me and made one of my assignment files (my entire introduction) corrupted, unrecoverable. Ah well, rewrote it, took me long enough, now time to finish another 1.7k words, whee -_-
Gayest Terms Often Used in the Research Lab, where Sausage-fests are not Unusual
Cockmeat Sandwich
Football analogies to describe homosexual males: Defenders (same one used in the lyrics above), Strikers and the newest; MIDFIELDERS (Go figure)
Hey x (replace 'x' with whoever you're talking to), you've been a bad boy lately... *does the I'm-tied-up-and-helpless-&-he's-gonna-rape-my-ass expression*
This lab needs more omnipresent females to dilute this gayness.
Gayest Terms Often Used in the Research Lab, where Sausage-fests are not Unusual
Cockmeat Sandwich
Football analogies to describe homosexual males: Defenders (same one used in the lyrics above), Strikers and the newest; MIDFIELDERS (Go figure)
Hey x (replace 'x' with whoever you're talking to), you've been a bad boy lately... *does the I'm-tied-up-and-helpless-&-he's-gonna-rape-my-ass expression*
This lab needs more omnipresent females to dilute this gayness.
8 comments:
I don't understand your football analogies...I'm innocent!
Goodbye gaykee
MIDFIELDERS? :o
Yea, you're right. You guys definitely need a higher doughnut count in the lab. Haha. Doughnut's that aren't the kind on the Filthy Five list, of course (if you remember the Filtyh Five list coined up at Starbucks).
Bun: yeah, right *threatens to rewind memory*
Michy: =_= filthy five -_- Seriously... hahaha, we have donuts, only they aren't always present. The sausages seem to be omnipresent lab-campers, all three of us. Ah well
Midfielders =) Intermediates ya know, they do defending and attacking.. etc etc =)
i dun understand ur gayness at all..now i know y u neva sleep yday nite...all for that introduction...
since when my name become anonymous :(
oh! so that's what midfielders really mean. i was thinking like, strikers take from the front hole, defenders take from the back hole, and then the midfielders take what? the belly button?
.. and den i remembered anatomy and that oh yeah, guys don't have a "front" hole
i suck at deciphering disguised analogies..
to Shen: really? Hmmm, you sure look naughtier than you claim to be =D heheh, born with naughty face
Suzz: you should learn to be a lil more cryptic. hahahah, geeez
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