Monday, December 29, 2008

Lyric quirk

One of those random lyric-change moments

Hands
by Jewel
If I could tell the world just one thing
It would be that we're all ok
And not to worry because worry is wasteful
and useless in times like these
I will not be made useless
I won't be idled with despair
I will gather myself around my faith
for light does the darkness most fear

My dick is small, I know,
but it's not yours it is my own
but it's not yours it is my own
and I am never broken

Poverty stole your golden shoes
but it didn't steal your laughter
And heartache came to visit me
but i knew it wasn't ever after
We will fight, not out of spite
for someone must stand up for what's right
cause where there's a man who has no voice
there ours shall go singing

In the end only kindness matters
In the end only kindness matters

I will get down on my knees and I will pray
I will get down on my knees and I will pray
I will get down on my knees and I will pray

My dick is small, I know,
but it's not yours it is my own
but it's not yours it is my own
and I am never broken

My dick is small, I know,
but it's not yours it is my own
but it's not yours it is my own
and I am never broken

We are never broken
We are God's eyes
God's d*ck

Final one censored to avoid crossing the sensitive. Anyway, this only spontaneously came about when Poing, Jin Seon, Jac and I were playing Gin Rummy in another one of those 'we-have-nothing-better-to-do' nights, which ended up with us drinking two bottles of wine with her dad (who, by the way, is a nice wine-loving chap). We got him an average bottle of Penfold's 2005 Cabernet Merlot which I have tasted and approved of before, and he rewarded us =_= with two bottles of hoo ha good stuff. Sileni (NZ 2000?) and another.. I forgot, dang.

Good night world =p

2 comments:

σ §úzZzù§ σ said...

wth -____- you didn't change anything except the anatomy that jewel was originally singing about -____-

kienz said...

Notice how it's titled Lyric "quirk"? The implied singularity =p haha, besides, that's the attractive part! The change of a SINGLE word that changed the entire song so drastically that Poing said it'd be fit as a break up song now =p